All hens are precious, exbatts are even more precious and Effie is the most precious one of all. But she will not live forever, which is why, at almost two and a half years free, every sniffle and snuffle is closely monitored and fussed over at great length.
So far Effie had sailed through her moult, she had ignored the indignities of bare, featherless patches and was now sporting her Chanelesque New Look…and fabulous she looks too dahhrling.
But last weekend, she started to have an upset tummy. Without embarrassing her any more than necessary, things were a bit…eruptive and watery. All necessary measures were taken and despite a certain, solidifying of things, Effie started to appear rather unwell. Whilst still eating well (she does love her food) she became lethargic, hunched and generally not herself. Even having workmen interrupting her peaceful garden did nothing to raise her interest.
Investigations found nothing untoward, so a general antibiotic was administered, and I must admit, I was so worried about her, I sat with her that evening and gave her The Talk. I told her everything I needed to – about how much I loved her, how blessed my life was through knowing her, how special she was and how she had changed the lives of so many chickens – just in case.
She went to bed tucked up under a fluffy bantam blanket – her babies covering their mum in love and protection. I sat up late into the night, boosted by the love and support of my wonderful chicken friends – Liz, Jan, Quolanta, Helen and Trish. Only a mad chicken lady would understand the trauma I was going through.
But as I did a last late night check on her I saw above her coop, shining high in the night’s sky, the moon, Jupiter and Venus. It was almost as if the whole universe was looking after my girl.
But it was to be a long night…
Early next morning, darling Gary, who had been kept awake all night by my fretting, kindly got up first to open the coop to see how she was.
First out and hungry!!!

Hey gorgeous Effie!
(she is not foaming at the beak, that is the remains of the bribe I had to give her to pose for a photo!)
Whatever it was had been overcome and Effie was back to her normal, naughty, fun, brilliant and thoroughly gorgeous self!! She wolfed down copious amounts of mash and spent the day shouting at the builders through her fence – they were putting in patio doors, with Effie’s unsupervised foremanship I expected to come home to a customised chicken flap in the new doors!
A few days later, she is still fit as a fiddle and I cannot begin to describe how happy I am that she is well again. I love her so much, the very thought of losing her is more than I can bear. Every day with her is a gift and I am thankful for every sunrise that we share together. She has blessed my life and has left her little footprints on my heart.
Effie has asked that this blog be dedicated to the memory of two of her friends – very special hens who passed away recently.
Kiev, the beautiful and dignified exbatt, head hen and all round legendary chicken who went to sleep last week, leaving her beautiful owner, Quolanta, heartbroken.
And little Rosemary bantam, who died very suddenly on Saturday. Her owners, our good friends Ann and Sarah Louise, are devastated at the loss of their little girl.
RIP Kiev and Rosemary xxx
Jo, am so pleased that Effie has got over her ‘episode’ – good girl Effie those workmen need supervising and your babies need you.xxx RIP to Kiev and Rosemary, fly high girls in Rainbow bridge free forever.x
Thank you Anna xx
Dear Effie… this post did give me a scare! I am so happy to hear you are feeling better now, and that you were able to assist the workmen. Keep well and continue being your usual self – we love you just as you are 🙂
Sweet dreams to your friends Kiev and Rosemary. May the grass between their toes be sweet, spring-green, and soft for them to sit on. They will welcome your company when the time is right to join them, but for now, there is work for you to do here. ♥
Thank you June, that is a lovely post, I will read it to Effie xx
huge relief re Effies health and much sadness for Kiev and Rosemary,you write so wonderfully Jo.Much love from me and Dactyl xxxxx
Oh Jo. Effie is such a fighter and such a special girl. I’m so sorry you had such a scare but so, so delighted it was only a scare. She really is the one, the only Effie Chicken! What a long time it seems since you were blogging about her baby steps. Mum to the Bantam babies, inspiration to exbatt lovers everywhere – she has come such a long way. That is a lovely tribute to Kiev and Rosemary at the end. Xxx
oh my goodness…my heart skipped a beat reading this….so very happy that Effie is better now. Please precious lady dont be scaring your mummy and us like this xxx